is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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