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(775): View more from Nevada

Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.

(1-724): View more from Pennsylvania

You need to find a taint.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.

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(903): View more from Texas

I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes

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(917): View more from New York City

I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.

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(708): View more from Illinois

We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We need to know if his feet match his cock.

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