At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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