mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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