that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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