Dual....:-)
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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