U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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