i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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