I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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What drink are we having for lunch?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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