If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
