I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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