"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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