Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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