I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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