Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Dick very happy bro
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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