whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
well you can't waste a boner
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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