Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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