i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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