Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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