We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
and she was petting her beer can
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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