Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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