yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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