just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This gyro tastes like lonliness
How's work?
Spinning.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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