Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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