I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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