weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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