Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
"it" just moved
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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