then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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