So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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