Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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