I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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