I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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