Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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