do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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