plz talk dirty to me
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
