This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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