I'm jealous of your bromance
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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