Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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