At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
what day is it and did you see me today?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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