Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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