but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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