Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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