Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Dear god my vagina.
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