What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize