Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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