Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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