it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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