curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The air was thick with penises
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
