she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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