So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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