I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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