No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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