real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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