Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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